Quotes that will inspire, motivate, illuminate
My blood type is coffee
Keep calm and have a cupcake
Coffee is a magic liquid that turns terrible days into bearable days.
Never stand between me and my coffee.
Global Tea Etiquette
Did you know? The color of the twist tag on a loaf of bread is a code for what day
Straight Thuggin’ Represent yo’ snack, fool!
More jam mom. Oh yes. Spread that shit all over.
When I’m at a restaurant and see my food coming:
Bacon. You greasy, fatty, deceptively delicious, meaty bastard. I love you.
I love days when my only problem is … tea or coffee
Do you ever think, perhaps, there’s more to life than eating? You mean like sleeping?
The rules of bacon: 1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always. 2. There does not exist a
Single. Taken. Hungry.
Waiting for pizza is the hardest part