Husband: If I die, I know you’ll eventually remarry, so …

Husband: If I die, I know you'll eventually remarry, so as soon as I'm gone I want you to sell all my stuff. Wife: Now, why would you want me to do that?

Husband: If I die, I know you’ll eventually remarry, so as soon as I’m gone I want you to sell all my stuff. Wife: Now, why would you want me to do that? Husband: Well, I don’t want some other arsehole using all my stuff. Wife: What makes you think I’d marry another arsehole?